Saving Jesi Corcuera

Dear Jesi Corcuera,

We know you are a lesbian, so you don’t have to act like a guy to show the world you prefer other girls. It’s about time you quit the Joseph Estrada School of Manly Mannerisms and Slow-Mo Kanto Lasenngo Talk. Right now we are looking for one pretty lesbian who is willing to lose a bit of weight and and show the world that you can, and deserve to be, a StarStruck Survivor.

For two straight weeks, you were able to erode whatever gains you earned during the first week. You are now given two weeks more (lucky you) to learn how to dance (what an ugly Karl Escober performance that was) and act (if you wish to be an artista, you have to act feminine (angry and fed up, but still feminine) when the script calls for it) and talk (how would be able to impress the press if your sole expertise is lulling them to sleep when you talk?).

It’s almost two am, so it’s time to sleep.